Another Les Dawson Joke.
A Vicar had his bike stolen, so he had a word with the Bishop.
The Bishop advised him to mention the ten commandments in his Sunday sermon. "When you get to Thou shalt not steal, pause, and the guilty person will look down".
So the vicar mentions the ten commandments in his sermon, and a few days later the Bishop phones him. "Did you do what I said on Sunday" said the Bishop.
"Yes" said the vicar.
"Did you find the miscreant who stole your bike" replied the bishop.
"No Bishop, I got to Thou shalt not commit adultery, and I remembered where I'd left it".
